Funny Quotes With The Word "Work"

This is just for laughs….

1. The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. -Robert Frost

2. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -Edgar Bergen

3. I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. -Jerome K Jerome

4. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. -Robert Orben


5. People are always available for work in the past tense. -Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour


6. If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves. -Lane Kirkland

7. One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. -Bertrand Russel

8. The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more. -Jonas Salk

9. I didn't have to work till I was three. But after that, I never stopped. -Martha Raye

10. Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men? -Barbra Streisand


11. By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. -Robert Frost

12. I worked at a farm, in an office, and did a bit of mail. I found them all tedious. -Tim Burgess

13. Work is a refuge of people who have nothing better to do. -Oscar Wilde

14. A woman's work is never done, especially the part she asks her husband to do. -Unknown Source

15. If you work to feed your stomach, you’ll never stop working in your lifetime. -me (lame..)

16. What can be worst than work? No work, seriously… -me (ok..it's lame)


17. I only enjoy one type of work – work out! -me (lame? whatever...:))